BRIGHTON-BASED ARTIST
CELLO
ANNOUNCES DEBUT SINGLE
“VITAMINS”
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OUT ON 8TH MARCH, 2026
INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY
Brighton-based artist Cello announces her debut single, “Vitamins”, which arrives on International Women’s Day 2026.
A post-punk mantra wrapped in biting wit and restless energy, “Vitamins” introduces Cello as a singular new voice: confrontational, playful, and uncomfortably honest. Built on hypnotic repetition and deadpan delivery, the track skewers modern expectations of femininity, wellness culture, productivity, and obedience — turning self-care into something transactional, absurd, and quietly furious.
The lyrics move like a checklist from hell: “I’ll do my homework… I’ll be a good girl… I’ll do the housework… I’ll do your therapy… I’ll do my workout…” Each line lands with increasing tension, exposing the invisible labour demanded of women — emotional, domestic, physical, and aesthetic. When Cello asks, “Why don’t you give them to me?” it becomes less about supplements and more about validation, agency, and control.
There’s humour here, but it’s sharp-edged. “Vitamins” dances between satire and sincerity, capturing the exhaustion of trying to be everything at once: healthy, productive, sexy, compliant, resilient. Its chant-like chorus — “Vitamins, vitamins, yeah yeah” — feels both euphoric and hollow, mirroring the endless cycle of self-improvement sold back to us.
Cello’s background gives her sound an unexpected depth. Nicknamed for her classical roots, she trained as a cellist at the Junior Royal College of Music in London before tearing up the rulebook and moving toward post-punk minimalism. That classical discipline still pulses beneath her work — not in ornamentation, but in control, tension, and dramatic pacing. Every repetition is intentional. Every silence is loaded.
Releasing on International Women’s Day is no coincidence. This is a debut that refuses polish in favour of truth, exposing the pressures placed on women to self-regulate, self-correct, and self-blame — all while smiling. With “Vitamins”, Cello arrives not asking for permission, but daring listeners to sit with the discomfort, laugh at the absurdity, and maybe scream along. This is the debut single from the forthcoming album ‘Kung Fu Disco’.
CELLO – NEW SINGLE “VITAMINS” – ARRIVES 8TH MARCH
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